Luke Quotes from July 1997

"Well, Ruby always did know how to show a guy a good time."

To Bobbie regarding Lucas, 7-1-97

 

"I don't think it'll be that hard on him, Barbara. I mean, maybe to a kid a place like that is, uh, like a big fun house, you know, the hall of mirrors and the house of horrors all rolled into one, but nobody wants to live on an E ticket ride."

To Bobbie regarding Lucas, 7-1-97

 

"It may be difficult for you to understand this. But marriage to a Spencer means you don't splash around in someone else's pool."

To Stefan, 7-4-97

 

"You seduced a woman in a wheelchair so she wouldn't finger you as her shooter. Even I find that repellant."

To Stefan, 7-4-97

 

"Is she walkin' today, or are you two still playin' roller nasty?"

To Stefan, 7-4-97

 

Father: "You have committed a grievous sin. You need to confess."

Luke: "Uh, n...ordinarily that might be true. But this is about somebody else's sin."

week of 7-7-97

 

"My life experience tends to be more existential than spiritual."

To the Father, week of 7-7-97

 

"Ain't technology a wonderful thing, Mike? It can be your best friend or it can be the worst snaggle-toothed mangy dog that ever chased a fool down a highway."

To Mike, week of 7-7-97

 

"Oh, isn't it wonderful? The world, Mike? Everybody worrying about everybody, everybody reachin' out their hand to help everybody over their little hurdles and their hell holes. So much care is rampant in Port Charles. So how come we just keep rollin' down hill like a big fat dead rhino?"

To Mike, week of 7-7-97

 

"Hey man, they're too dangerous. Mike, they're like a paper bag full of poisonous snakes. I mean, these people live in medieval times. It's like somewhere they're always boilin' oil ready for human fondue or something."

To Mike regarding the Cassadines, week of 7-7-97

 

"Oh, no, no man, I think a lot clearer when I have many things at once goin' down."

To Sonny, week of 7-7-97

 

"Oh, I've, uh, collected it through the years. I find disguise is a...is a valuable thing. It's sort of my, uh, my hobby. That and disco dancing."

To Brenda, week of 7-7-97

 

"Well, you know, I think that when you're on the run you gotta treat yourself well whenever you can because nobody else is going to. So whenever you can be comfortable, be comfortable."

To Sonny and Brenda, 7-10-97

 

Luke: "He's like my brother, you know. Keep him cooking. It'll keep his mind off things."

Sonny: "Don't be tellin' her how to handle me, man. She doesn't need any more encouragement."

Luke: "Oh, everybody needs encouragement, Corinthos. Otherwise we tend to give up."

Sonny: "Ya. Well, um, I don't know if I'll be back."

Luke: "Sonny, I've had a handful of friends in my life. You're one of the best. I don't wanna lose you."

Sonny: "It's not gonna happen, man. Wherever I go, you'll know."

7-10-97

 

Lucky: "Since when don't you trust me, huh?"

Luke: "Since you started acting like a spoiled brat who wasn't invited to the birthday party."

week of 7-7-97

 

"Spencers rule again, Barbara Jean. Just like always."

To Bobbie, 7-14-97

 

Bobbie: "I want to know what you've done."

Luke: "Probably saved the world again from the Cassadines, this time from financial chaos. Shouldn't the President give me a trophy or a key chain or a free night in the Lincoln bedroom with the postal worker of my choice?"

7-14-97

 

"But see, at this stage in life when a young guy starts to hear that pounding in his head? There's usually a woman somewhere with a mallet in her hand."

To Lucky, 7-15-97

 

Bobbie: "Oh. Hmm, well, I suppose he could have worse influences in his life."

Luke: "Ya, like me."

week of 7-14-97

 

"Hey kid. They say you took a bullet in a pretty tricky spot. No cheese fries for a couple of weeks."

To Jason, week of 7-14-97

 

"My kid is a genius. He gets Cs in courses he doesn't even know he's taking."

To Bobbie, week of 7-14-97

 

"Unless his excuse is really impressive, you know. Then buy it every time. Cause I like to encourage creative thinking in him."

To Bobbie, week of 7-14-97

 

"We turned him into an old snaggle-tooth guard dog, half blind, little goatee, runnin' down the highway. We're in the car, we swerve over, open that door, smack him, he goes rollin' right off the road."

To Bobbie, about Stefan, week of 7-14-97

 

"I'm always on my own time."

To Mike, week of 7-14-97

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