Luke Quotes from April-June 1997

"You know, your mother's a near-perfect woman, but sometimes her handwriting is like and Escher drawing."

To Lucky, week of 4-7-97

 

"But see, I'm all my sister's got. You know, just like you, I figure it's my job to make sure she doesn't toddle around and smack her head against the coffee table."

To Lucky, week of 4-7-97

 

"Believe me. If hating Bobbie's husband was all there was to it, we'd already be sittin' on an alp learnin' to yodel watching Lesley study ink blots."

To Lucky, week of 4-7-97

 

"Extra on the cheese fries. We gotta stay in shape."

To Lucky, week of 4-7-97

 

"Really, do I? I get wired? You think it's the caffeine?"

To Mike, week of 4-7-97

 

"Kinkier things have happened. In my house."

To Mike regarding Katherine and Stefan, week of 4-7-97

 

"Not you. 'Cause you'll be here with me. I need you. You're the warm fuzzy Cassadine. The one I can tolerate. I knew that the first minute you cold-cocked me."

To Alexis, 4-16-97

 

Luke: "A link? I'm her brother. That's a link. I don't need third parties."

Alexis: "It's my understanding that you're barely on speaking terms."

Luke: "Oh no, we don't speak to each other, but the rest of it's there."

4-16-97

 

"I warn you, I bear watching. Why don't you come over to the club some night and watch me."

To Alexis, 4-16-97

 

Alexis: "Bet you pictured Laura's time away as one big showdown. Bullmooses lock horns, one doomed to limp away in defeat, one left to run the herd and nip at the females' hindquarters."

Luke: "Turn around, I'll nip at your hindquarters."

4-25-97

 

"Guys sleep around on their wives all the time. Unless the wife has ruined them for ordinary sex like mine did."

To Alexis, 4-25-97

 

Alexis: "You pride yourself on being offensive, don't you."

Luke: "It's a gift. I like to help other people feel superior."

4-25-97

 

"Your family nearly froze the world and you can't find the air conditioner."

To Stefan, 4-28-97

 

"And this'd be a very good time to strike, with you and your nephew both distracted by Katherine Bell's charms. Don't you think you boys should splash around in a bigger gene pool?"

To Stefan, 4-28-97

 

Luke: "Hi. Your voice sounds like warm flannel sheets."

Laura: "I've been out of bed for an hour already."

Luke: "Ya? Well a guy can dream, can't he?"

4-29-97

 

Luke: "Well, honey, it's like this. He, uh, he wants to stay here. He's suddenly enamored of school."

Laura: "He's enamored of you."

Luke: "The feeling's mutual."

Regarding Lucky, 4-29-97

 

"Hey, are you a Gemini? Are you sure? Well if you're not a twin I hope you won't be a crab."

To Felicia, week of 4-28-97

 

"Online? Are you plugged into that crowd? Those mouse-pushing wackos?"

To Felicia, week of 4-28-97

 

"Did he leave the coffin up? Or maybe he forgot to wipe the blood of the virgin from his fangs. But then of course it wouldn't be virgin's blood, would it? Because his fangs have been stuck in Katherine Bell."

To Bobbie, week of 4-28-97

 

"I don't think you're a fool. Don't act like one just to spite me."

To Bobbie, week of 4-28-97

 

Lucy: "Yes you can, and you will, because remember you owe me for impersonating that widower."

Luke: "Isn't it ok that I'm just charming enough to get over that?"

Lucy: "No!"

Luke: "Oh Lucy, I'm so hurt."

Week of 4-28-97

 

"I like to keep my enemies in front of me."

To Tony, 5-8-97

 

"I'm really gonna miss bein' the bad cop, you know. I kinda enjoy that."

To Tony, 5-8-97

 

"Fine boy. Gonna make a first-class psycho one day."

To Bobbie regarding Nikolas, 5-8-97

 

Laura: "I miss you."

Luke: "Me too, honey. Like a major appendage."

Week of 5-5-97

 

"Lasha can't help you. You have to come to me."

To Stefan, 5-9-97

 

Stefan: "Relinquish it, or I promise you life as you know it is over."

Luke: "Oh, you Greco-Russkies are so dramatic."

5-9-97

 

"He won't shoot me. He only shoots women."

To Laura regarding Stefan, 5-9-97

 

"Let Stefan go? Honey, that would be like spitting into the wind. It'd just come right back in our face."

To Laura, 5-12-97

 

"Hey, mountain boy, nobody invited you anywhere!"

To Nikolas, 5-12-97

 

"Maybe, but, you know, since I was hit by that avalanche back in '82 or 3 or whenever it was, I guess I get sentimental at high altitudes."

To Sonny, 5-15-97

 

"Friendly? Wh...what do you people expect, that you can sit down on alternate Thursdays and play canasta?"

"Well, this may work. In fact, I'm sure it will. You're gonna get a few more nights with Tony before the canasta hits the fan."

To Carly, week of 5-19-97

 

"Don't kid yourself. Bein' a Spencer is the only thing you got goin' for yourself that you can't mess up."

To Carly, week of 5-19-97

 

"Seems to me your personal paradise is about to go poop, princess."

To Carly, week of 5-19-97

 

"Well, hate Tony if you have to. Hate me if it makes you feel better. I'm sorry. Lucky and I are still waitin' for an invitation to dinner."

To Bobbie, week of 5-19-97

 

Luke: "You know I'm right."

Alexis: "Why is that every time I see you you're always telling someone you're right? Hi Bobbie."

Luke: "White. I said white. She asked why I'm a lousy dancer and I said, 'You know I'm white.'"

Week of 5-26-97

 

"Freezing the world sounded like a tall story, Barbara, but you were here wearin' snowshoes in July."

To Bobbie, week of 6-2-97

 

"Alright, look. One day I'm sittin' around, I'm tossin' that damn thing up and down like a baseball, and I'm thinkin' real strong about pitchin' it against the nearest wall. I guess I was peeved."

To Bobbie, week of 6-2-97

 

"I already hung up my tights and my cape, you know? I'm not interested in savin' the world. I already did that. And guess what. The world didn't change. It won't. But my family is in that world. And I have to protect them. And like it or not, my family includes Ruby and you and Lucas."

To Bobbie, week of 6-2-97

 

"I think he's good at what he does and he played you like a ukulele."

To Bobbie, 6-9-97

 

Bobbie: "I was going to leave him Luke; I really was. And the thought of Tony hurling me into court over Lucas and you on the witness stand reciting everybody's favorite story, 'My sister the teenage whore.'"

Luke: "I don't know that story. That would never happen."

6-9-97

 

Luke: "You want a brandy? A cigar?"

Bobbie: "I'll settle for a big brother."

Luke: "That you always got. No matter what."

6-9-97

 

"Who knows. You know, once he's away from Uncle Fester the kid might develop human tendencies. The bizarre occurs."

To Bobbie regarding Nikolas, 6-11-97

 

"Man, let's get out of here. Cop shops give me a rash."

To Sonny, week of 6-9-97

 

Bobbie: "Well, you know, Stefan has been using sex to distract me right from the beginning, so, I can play the same game."

Luke: "I'm sure you play it better than most, Barbara."

6-13-97

 

"Hey wait a minute. No, he wouldn't do that. Do me a favor; try Ice Princess. Oh. Well that's a relief."

To Bobbie regarding Stefan's computer password, 6-13-97

 

"Before we bury the hatchet, let's make sure it's in Stefan's head."

To Bobbie, 6-16-97

 

"Yes. Barbara Jean saw the light. It almost blinded her, but now she's in vindictive mode, which is very healthy."

To Lucky, week of 6-16-97

 

"I refuse to be uncool."

To Bobbie regarding Lucky and Sarah, week of 6-16-97

 

"You'll spoil your appetite for rubber chicken if you keep eating your heart out like that."

To Stefan, 6-20-97

 

Luke: "What are you, nuts? I got a tattoo on my butt; it says, ' In case of emergency take me anywhere but GH.' I mean, between the murders in the basement and the viruses in the light bulbs? Man, I'd rather be covered in leeches."

Stefan: "Well. I'll drop a hint to Laura. Perhaps for your next birthday."

6-20-97

 

"Routine? I invented disco, Barbara. And when it bored me I killed it. If you recall, it died a hideous death. People lined up to stamp the headstone 'Do not resuscitate.' But for one night, for a good cause? You wanna dig it up I guess I'm your guy."

To Bobbie, 6-23-97

 

Lucy: "Listen, let's go find you a dressing room and you can do something to yourself."

Luke: "With all these people around?"

6-23-97

 

"No, don't worry. Barbara wouldn't do anything crazy. Wait a minute, rethink that."

To Laura, 6-24-97

 

"Well, you're the one who looks good in a teddy."

To Bobbie, 6-26-97

 

"That'd be great. A hand is kind of a small target, though. Could you moon me?"

To Alexis, 6-30-97

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