Luke Quotes from February-March 1997

"What, were you born in a barn? Don't wipe your hands on your shirt. Use the dog! He's a functional beast."

To Lucky, date unknown

 

"Baby, I would pick up any nasty habit you asked of me..."

June 1995

 

"Well, that's us, sick but devoted."

To Bobbie, 2-17-97

 

Lucky: "Grandma seemed to like him."

Luke: "Grandma ain't playing with a full deck."

Regarding Nikolas, week of 2-17-97

 

Luke: "Don't tell me it's just us."

Laura: "I know. It's a miracle, isn't it?"

Luke: "Well, don't stand there woman, grab a husband! Pull up a husband and let's get it on."

2-26-97

 

"Stefan is not a permanent condition."

To Laura, 2-26-97

 

Laura: "What're you watching?"

Luke: "Not sure. Tell me something. When did Brooke Shields become a comedienne? Did I sleep through that particular glitch in American history?"

Laura: "Her hair looks a little strange, don't ya think?

Luke: "Who am I to criticize other people's hair?"

After Brooke Shields made a crack about Luke's hair on Suddenly Susan, 2-26-97

 

"I just keep thinking that with Blondie as Cassadine's latest winged monkey we're probably in for all kinds of creative harassment, and I can't get Bobbie off my mind."

To Laura and Lucky, week of 2-24-97

 

"Well I got two things to say. One, I don't trust a Cassadine, I never will, and two, I don't tell you what to do."

To Lucky, week of 3-3-97

 

Lucky: "You know, sometimes I wish you'd just tell me what to do."

Luke: "No you don't."

week of 3-3-97

 

"We got cheese fries! We're in business!"

To Laura, week of 3-3-97

 

"You keep this up you're gonna make an early riser out of me yet...so to speak."

To Laura, week of 3-3-97

 

"Desperate? Stefan? I've never seen that oil slick break a sweat."

To Laura, week of 3-3-97

 

Laura: "And I'll make the last year up to you, I promise I will; I know it's turned your life upside down."

Luke: "Oh well, you've saved me the trouble of doing it myself."

Week of 3-3-97

 

"Wait a minute, now. You mean he's willing to give up a month or two of being an irresistible American cowboy in the midst of all those rosy-cheeked Swiss milk-maids, and he wants to do it for Geometry?"

To Laura regarding Lucky, week of 3-10-97

 

"Well of course you'll be a pain. That's what I've raised you to be, isn't it? What is it you think I'm gonna to be doing here, anyway? Raiding the...(covers Lulu's ears). Raiding the shelter for homeless chorus girls?"

To Lucky, week of 3-10-97

 

"She's about as clever as a box of hair."

To Sonny regarding Katherine, week of 3-10-97

 

"Well, I've never been as dumb as I look."

To Laura, week of 3-10-97

 

"If you can't hang on to your man with true love and hot sex, then you may as well toss in the teddy."

To Carly, 3-18-97

 

Carly: "I'd rather eat paint."

Luke: "I don't think they have paint on the menu."

Week of 3-24-97

 

"Bobbie's in no mood for Tai Chi, moon puppy."

To Nikolas, week of 3-24-97

 

"I'm not scheduled, but I am inevitable."

To Katherine's Nurse, 3-26-97

 

"Or maybe he's giving you more than the cow eyes. I don't wanna think about that. I just ate."

To Katherine regarding Stefan, 3-26-97

 

Carly: "You are really twisted, man."

Luke: "Thank you, it's a gift."

Week of 3-31-97

 

"And if you play your cards right, there may be dinner in it, and afterwards, who knows, I'm a helluva date."

To Tony, week of 3-31-97

 

"What is it about this guy? Is it that charming undertaker thing he's got going? Is it the black suit? Is it the snappy repartee?"

To Tony regarding Stefan, week of 3-31-97

 

"Well, that train is revving up to jump track. My sister is only momentarily gullible, Tony. She's too smart to miss all the signals of a wandering husband. Oh. Ya. Well, let's rethink that."

To Tony, week of 3-31-97

 

"Oh, get in here, Barbara Jean, I won't bite you where it'll show."

To Bobbie, week of 3-31-97

 

"Sometimes I go to far."

To Bobbie, week of 3-31-97

 

"Well, what do you think? You know? I can't play her game, Tony, and I, I, I got the chronic disorder called 'gotta speak my mind'."

To Tony regarding Bobbie, week of 3-31-97

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