Luke Quotes from January-February 1998

Luke: "Do you know I love you baby sister?"

Bobbie: "Ooo. Now you're really scaring me."

1-5-98

 

"Hold it. Jason, I didn't try to run her out of town. That's gotta be a misunderstanding. And as far as showing up at your place, I assume it was unannounced, because, you see, that's a Spencer trait. We do that all the time; it's called an ambush."

About Carly, 1-6-98

 

"Are you nuts?! That kid is a diapered sitting duck!"

To Jason, about Carly's son, 1-6-98

 

"Well then it's been fun. Make sure they sprinkle your ashes upwind of my club, will ya, so I can toast you as you blow by."

To Alexis, 1-9-98

 

Helena: "Why are you following me?"

Luke: "I was following the sound of somebody eating their heart out. You've been doing that for so long...probably only a little bite or two left."

1-14-98

 

Helena: "Well, shall we end all of this tension finally? Shall I spread my cape and let you make love to me here and now?"

Luke: "I think I just felt something contract."

Helena: "It's only the cold."

1-14-98

 

"You really should have taught those sons of yours to share."

To Helena, 1-14-98

 

"No, little girl. Now you're a self-professed Spencer. One thing that means is you never get me off your back."

Luke to Carly, 2-11-98

 

"Caroline is psychotic. Not because you gave her up for adoption, baby. But because that's the only thing that appealed to her on career day."

To Bobbie, 2-11-98

 

"As sure as dead bodies float, I knew it would, uh, you know, wash to shore."

To Lucky, about the Carly secret, 2-12-98

 

"You oughta make more noise when you follow somebody. Especially somebody with a hair trigger like me."

To Tony, 2-12-98

 

"[W]ith all the misery in the world, who am I to rain on somebody's sex life?!"

To Tony, 2-12-98

 

Luke: "And I don't blame you. Because I know you were thinking not with this head. You were thinking with another..."

Tony: "Shut up! Shut up!"

Luke: "No, I won't! I will not shut up. You put the quarter in you get the whole song."

2-12-98

 

Luke: "Why don't we just stick to what we do best, alright? You make people feel well; I make 'em hurt. And I don't wanna practice on you!"

To Tony, 2-12-98

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